I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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