Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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