is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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