wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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