I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He has the fingertips of a God
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