they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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