Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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