She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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