are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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