your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Text me some of your sweat
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