i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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