Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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