can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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