I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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