'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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