do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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