so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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