I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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