Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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