Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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