All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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