she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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