I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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