"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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