Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Randomize
