i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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