Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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