I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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