we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i just had sex bonerless
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The uberlube is also flammable
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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