I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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