I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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