I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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