Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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