Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Randomize
