Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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