Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
birth control should be required to get into college
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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