So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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