so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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