I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
There r osticjed everywhere
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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