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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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