he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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