i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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