you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
