brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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