I want to walk on stilts...naked
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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