Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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