I don't think brook has ever known best
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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