So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
tell me about the eggs
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
