he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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