North Korea, Best Korea!
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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