lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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