i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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